On Zombies

So I have been thinking about zombies recently and I think they are the next obvious evolutionary step in our progress as a race.

1) 100% peaceful to each other, no more war. They even share food.
2) No bigotry or prejudice, zombies don’t care if you are male/female, black/yellow/red/white, zombies don’t care about religion/non-religion.
3) They want to share the blessings of zombieism with everyone. No one should be left behind in the transition to zombiehood.
4) They live in peace with nature. No zombie destroys nature just to make a quick buck.
5) They are the ultimate practitioners of a Zen like state, no cares about the future or the past.

6) They don’t care if you are rich or poor, or what you are wearing or what you look like.

The life of a zombie is a peaceful one.

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